If all the world's a stage, then you're my favorite actress. If all of life's a game, I sure could use the practice. (exhale) I wouldn't call this a love song... You want me pounding on the church doors, singing from a street light. Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore, you want Hollywood, and this is real life. I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain, I say I loved you from the first time I saw you. It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break, that's Hollywood, and this is real life. You want Hollywood. If all the world's a stage, then you're my favorite actress. If all of life's a game, I sure could use the practice. Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song. You want me pounding on the church doors, singing from a street light. Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore, you want Hollywood, and this is real life. I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain, I say I loved you from the first time I saw you. It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break, that's Hollywood, and this is real life. You want Hollywood, and this is real life. [Instrumental Break] You want me pounding on the church doors, singing from a street light. Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore, you want Hollywood, and this is real life. I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain, I say I loved you from the first time I saw you. It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break, that's Hollywood, and this is real life. You want Hollywood, and this is real life.