I'm so excited 
to open the box 
It's that time of year now 
ready or not 
I slip on a red coat 
I glued on a beard 
Have stuff in some pillows 
And there's a line outside sears 
My full time gig is singing songs 
But once a year I've got my side job 
So come and sit on my lap 
Tell me what you want for Christmas 
If you were good and not bad 
Tell me what you want for Christmas 
A pogo stick, a princess dress 
A puppy dog or a lego set 
Before the camera 
Tell me what you want for Christmas 
I know what you're thinking 
Saint nick is a fraude 
He can't fit down that chimney 
with that big belly he's got 
But what about Rudolph 
And the shiny red nose 
And how do you explain all those elfs 
making toys and clothes 
You're never too old to believe 
So write up your wish and just 
bring it to me 
Come and sit on my lap 
And tell me what you want for Christmas 
Something you've never had 
Tell me what you want for christmas 
A gift card, tubes of galaxy 
or maybe anthropologie 
Anything but cash 
Tell me what you want for Christmas 
Christmas
One time this kid said: 
"That's not Santa, it's Chris" 
I said: "Well Santa gets busy this time of year" 
"and he asked me to do this" 
So come and sit on my lap 
I'm doing Santa's business 
What you think about that 
Just tell me what you want for Christmas 
A saxophone, a trampoline 
Brand new Chris August cd 
but you already have that 
So tell me what you want for Christmas 
I know what I want 
I want some Chick fil a 
I want a nice sweater 
And I want the Dallas Cowboys to win the superbowl 
And that's all I need 
And that's all 
Hey there goes Rudolph 
Hey turn your nose on 
Merry Christmas