Ladies, you're damn right, you can't read a man's mind We're living in two tribes and heading for war Well, nobody's perfect, we all gotta work it But fellas, we're worth it so don't break the law Your call's late, big mistake You gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you We're gift-wrapped kitty cats We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back Let's go, Eskimo, out into the blue Come take my hand, understand that you can You're my man and I need you tonight Come make my dreams, honey, hard as it seems Loving me is as easy as pie (Ai) I'm just a love machine, feeding my fantasy Give me a kiss or three and I'm fine I need a squeeze a day 'stead of this negligee What will the neighbors say this time? I've been going crazy while you sleep Searching for a language that the two of us can speak So Mr. Prehistoric, make your wheel And I'll breathe underwater 'cause I like the way it feels Your call's late, big mistake You gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you We're gift-wrapped kitty cats We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back Let's go, Eskimo, out into the blue Come take my hand, understand that you can You're my man and I need you tonight Come make my dreams, honey, hard as it seems Loving me is as easy as pie I'm just a love machine, feeding my fantasy Give me a kiss or three and I'm fine I need a squeeze a day 'stead of this negligee What will the neighbors say this time? Oh, it's very new Can anybody tell me what to do? Oh, this feeling's very strange Can anybody tell me what's your game? (Oh) A little education (Oh) To give you motivation (Oh) We'll turn the situation round (Oh) 'Cause I don't wanna change ya (Oh) Making you a stranger (Oh) I'll only re-arrange ya for now (Oh) I'm just a love machine (Oh To give you motivation (Oh) I'm just a love machine (Oh) I'm just a love machine (Oh To give you motivation (Oh) I'm just a love machine (Ooh, ooh, ooh)