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[00:01.80]Artist: D12
[00:02.21]Song: My Band
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[00:04.03]I don't know dude...
[00:04.45]I think everyone's all jealous and *******t cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
[00:07.94]And I think everyone's got a ****** problem with me dude...
[00:11.33]And they need to take it up with me after the show...
[00:15.29]Because...
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[00:16.13]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[00:19.68]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[00:23.70]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
[00:27.79]All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
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[00:31.50]So I get off stage right and drop the mic
[00:33.26]Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:35.36]"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
[00:37.37]I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
[00:39.46]They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
[00:41.48]"Becky oh my ******' god it's Eminem"
[00:43.32]"I swear to ****** god dude you ****** rock"
[00:45.27]"Please won't you please let me suck your *******"
[00:47.10]And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.10]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:51.30]All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
[00:53.16]Throw their bras and their *******rt and their panties on stage
[00:55.05]So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:57.06]But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
[00:58.91]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:00.90]Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
[01:02.90]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:04.92]Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
[01:06.91]This rock star *******t, it's the life for me
[01:08.92]And all the other guys just despise me be
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[01:11.65]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[01:15.03]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[01:19.33]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
[01:23.22]All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[01:27.15]My band
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[01:43.45]You just wanna see a ******* backwards don't you
[01:45.21]Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
[01:47.09]Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:48.92]But we in the van and he in a tour bus
[01:50.92]You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
[01:52.86]And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
[01:55.00]What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
[01:56.92]Cuz my *******t is lookin smaller than a decimal
[01:58.63]See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
[02:00.69]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[02:02.75]So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
[02:04.75]Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
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[02:07.64]Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the *******t
[02:08.82]Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
[02:10.89]Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
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[02:14.86]You gonna be late for soundcheck
[02:16.06]Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[02:16.97]But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
[02:18.81]You know what man I'ma say somethin
[02:20.99]Hey yo Em
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[02:22.76]Man no
[02:23.21]I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
[02:24.74]Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
[02:26.70]And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
[02:28.62]When I was bout to talk right after you
[02:30.55]I swear, I swear man
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[02:31.92]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[02:34.91]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[02:38.89]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
[02:43.02]All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
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[02:46.85]They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
[02:48.47]Once we sold out arenas to the amu******t park
[02:50.38]I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
[02:52.41]I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
[02:54.48]Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[02:56.42]Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
[02:58.48]We ain't a band ******* we don't play instruments
[03:00.71]So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
[03:02.66]And these guys they can find every area code
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[03:05.74]******* carry your own
[03:06.64]Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
[03:08.44](Who the ******* are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
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[03:11.37]***dammit I'm sick of this group
[03:12.60]Time for me to go solo and make some loop
[03:14.65]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:16.51]Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
[03:18.37]Lose Yourself video I was in the back
[03:20.58]Superman video I was in the back
[03:22.45]******* the media, I got some suggestions
[03:24.51]******* Marshall, ask us the questions
[03:26.65]Like who's D12, how we get started
[03:28.60](What about Eminem?)
[03:29.53]******* are you retarded?
[03:30.61]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:32.88]Big ass stomache, ******* think I'm cute
[03:34.43]50 told me to do situps to get buff
[03:36.44]I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
[03:38.51]******* D12, I'm outta this band
[03:40.37]I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
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[03:42.99]Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
[03:48.94]and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
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[03:59.10]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
[04:02.42]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(******* Marshall)
[04:06.36]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
[04:10.12]All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[04:14.58]My Band
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[04:25.38]The hottest boy band in the world...
[04:28.40]D12!
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[04:31.38]I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
[04:34.18]And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
[04:36.19]Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
[04:38.17]My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
[04:42.90]My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
[04:47.89]Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:48.69]And take off their underpants
[04:50.02]My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:52.62]And take off their underpants, my salsa
[04:55.78](Where'd everybody go?)
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