[00:00.23]I'm very excited to be here yet again [00:02.34]It's an honour to be nominated of course [00:04.37]Bla bla bla... [00:07.60] [00:22.96]Well that Brits night was so fucking boring [00:25.12]Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene [00:27.50]Coke in the bogs till seven in the morning [00:29.00]Look the wrong way and we end up brawling [00:30.77]When I had a bit of beef with you know who [00:32.67]And I fucked a few female stars or two [00:34.58]Nearly everything I said I'd end getting screwed [00:36.76]Spitting at the paps, looking rude in the news [00:38.50]Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best [00:40.38]Second person in my year to have touched a breast [00:42.20]I'm nearly forty now and I'm still impressed [00:44.23]Here's the midlife crisis I guess [00:46.46]Oh, I recall taking in the wonder of it all [00:52.30] [00:52.97]I'm still looking for an answer through the looking grass [00:57.51]Still not concentrating at the back of the class [01:01.26]No thanks, Sir, this one's for you [01:08.90]It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it [01:13.76]So fucking dull and professional and timid [01:16.57]To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer [01:25.13]I still want to get laid by you, right [01:32.58] [01:32.74]Now I know I've got fat, but make no mistake [01:34.59]Every million that I make they bake me a cake [01:36.68]So I've got plenty, a hundred and twenty [01:38.46]Wear clothes of tweed like Amanda Gentry [01:40.66]I still want to get you naked [01:44.22]I'll see you in the summer, so glad you could make it [01:47.84]I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightning [01:51.76]A Knebworth shape but twice as frightening [01:55.70]If they can't be bothered then I promise you this [01:59.71]If they won't entertain you then I'll do my fucking best [02:02.90] [02:03.92]Still looking for an answer through the looking grass [02:07.19]Still not concentrating at the back of the class [02:10.91]No thanks, Sir, this one's for you [02:18.70]It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it [02:23.33]So fucking corporate and professional and timid [02:26.32]To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer [02:34.84]I still want to get laid by you [02:41.10] [02:51.80]Would you let me lay you down right here? [02:59.49]Would you let me live? [03:05.62] [03:06.88]Still looking for an answer through the looking grass [03:10.60]Still not concentrating at the back of the class [03:14.32]No thanks, Sir, this one's for you [03:22.80]It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it [03:26.79]So fucking dull and professional and timid [03:29.49]To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer [03:36.00] [03:37.49]I'm still looking for an answer through the looking grass [03:41.57]Still not concentrating at the back of the class [03:45.25]No thanks, Sir, this one's for you [03:53.00]Its like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it [03:57.77]So fucking corporate and professional and timid [04:00.77]To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer