[00:00.23]I'm very excited to be here yet again
[00:02.34]It's an honour to be nominated of course
[00:04.37]Bla bla bla...
[00:07.60]
[00:22.96]Well that Brits night was so fucking boring
[00:25.12]Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene
[00:27.50]Coke in the bogs till seven in the morning
[00:29.00]Look the wrong way and we end up brawling
[00:30.77]When I had a bit of beef with you know who
[00:32.67]And I fucked a few female stars or two
[00:34.58]Nearly everything I said I'd end getting screwed
[00:36.76]Spitting at the paps, looking rude in the news
[00:38.50]Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best
[00:40.38]Second person in my year to have touched a breast
[00:42.20]I'm nearly forty now and I'm still impressed
[00:44.23]Here's the midlife crisis I guess
[00:46.46]Oh, I recall taking in the wonder of it all
[00:52.30]
[00:52.97]I'm still looking for an answer through the looking grass
[00:57.51]Still not concentrating at the back of the class
[01:01.26]No thanks, Sir, this one's for you
[01:08.90]It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
[01:13.76]So fucking dull and professional and timid
[01:16.57]To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
[01:25.13]I still want to get laid by you, right
[01:32.58]
[01:32.74]Now I know I've got fat, but make no mistake
[01:34.59]Every million that I make they bake me a cake
[01:36.68]So I've got plenty, a hundred and twenty
[01:38.46]Wear clothes of tweed like Amanda Gentry
[01:40.66]I still want to get you naked
[01:44.22]I'll see you in the summer, so glad you could make it
[01:47.84]I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightning
[01:51.76]A Knebworth shape but twice as frightening
[01:55.70]If they can't be bothered then I promise you this
[01:59.71]If they won't entertain you then I'll do my fucking best
[02:02.90]
[02:03.92]Still looking for an answer through the looking grass
[02:07.19]Still not concentrating at the back of the class
[02:10.91]No thanks, Sir, this one's for you
[02:18.70]It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
[02:23.33]So fucking corporate and professional and timid
[02:26.32]To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
[02:34.84]I still want to get laid by you
[02:41.10]
[02:51.80]Would you let me lay you down right here?
[02:59.49]Would you let me live?
[03:05.62]
[03:06.88]Still looking for an answer through the looking grass
[03:10.60]Still not concentrating at the back of the class
[03:14.32]No thanks, Sir, this one's for you
[03:22.80]It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
[03:26.79]So fucking dull and professional and timid
[03:29.49]To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
[03:36.00]
[03:37.49]I'm still looking for an answer through the looking grass
[03:41.57]Still not concentrating at the back of the class
[03:45.25]No thanks, Sir, this one's for you
[03:53.00]Its like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
[03:57.77]So fucking corporate and professional and timid
[04:00.77]To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer