You're a mean one mr grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus And as charming as an eel Mr grinch You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel You're a monster mr grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr grinch I wouldn't touch you With a thirty nine and a half foot pole You're a vile one mr grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile You're a foul one mr grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follows and i quote Stink stank stunk