[00:30.52]When Jason was at the table
[00:31.75]I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
[00:34.16]Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
[00:36.48]Because he was totally texting me all night last night
[00:39.34]and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
[00:40.98]
[00:43.07]Did you think that girl was pretty?
[00:45.22]How did that girl even get in here?
[00:46.65]Did you see her?
[00:47.78]She is so short and that dress is so tacky
[00:48.71]Who wears cheetah?
[00:49.69]It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime sadness?
[00:51.86]After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
[00:54.86]I really need one
[00:56.34]But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
[01:30.26]Can you guys help me pick a filter?
[01:31.69]
[01:33.88]I want to look tan
[01:34.97]What should my caption be?
[01:36.25]I want it to be clever
[01:37.42]How about "Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV"“Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV“
[01:38.18]I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
[01:42.39]Do you think I should take it down?
[01:44.00]LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
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[02:17.92]What a creep
[02:18.91]Is that guy sleeping over there?
[02:20.31]Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
[02:22.75]Thats so ratchet..
[02:24.35]That girl is such a fake mode
[02:25.95]She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
[02:28.53]Who goes out on Mondays?
[02:30.08]OK lets go take some shots
[02:32.21]Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
[02:34.67]Oh wait never mind I'm fine
[02:36.60]Lets go dance
[02:37.81]There's no vodka at this table
[02:38.84]Do you know anyone else here?
[02:40.29]
[02:42.25]Should I go home with him?
[02:43.78]I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE
[02:51.59]LET ME TAKE A SELFIE