It’s deep on the ground, that is bedrock.
But don’t dig straight down, you will regret that.
But now you are brave, Equip with your spade, To roam in this cave.
Not looking for gold, but this thing in purple.
And I have been told, by some people,
I will find a few bricks, with the two of this mixed.
And a couple of clicks.
I will be swinging my pick.
This is all the prep that I go through.
Even if my tools are just make do.
I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether
10 blocks is the magical total, as that’s enough to build my portal.
I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether
Wth, weathers great here, so put up a chair, Have some cold beer,
you could live by the sea, so happy you’ll be, With your cobblestone tree.
The neighbors are great, and nutritious.
We eat bacon all night, it’s delicious.
So all of them quibble, for the damage i deal.
There’s plenty to steal.
Hack and slice, Golden nugget, oh, I’m rich!
Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight?
Glow stone is all we need to keep things bright.
Down you in the nether, we love it in the nether, you love it innnnn the nether.
Don’t expect to see any creepers, that are one of my favorite’s features.
Down you in the nether, We love it in the nether, You love it innnnn the nether.
You got to know, you have to fight,
Learn to play There’s mobs but it’s not night.
The wooden sword won’t do it.
They’re going to blast right through it. You got to potion do it.
So watch your back, I’m not gonna warn you twice, Fight against oooooooo make him cry.
They’re going to bomb around you, Make it holes you will fall in,
you’re probably gonna fall in in in in in, Down the lava right in.
Feels like hell the things I just been through, Won’t believe a thing that I tell you,
You know what I will screw the nether. You know what I will screw the nether.
You know what I will screw the nether
can’t believe I lost my new gear too, Think I'd better come and rejoin you.
You know what I’ll screw the nether. You know what I’ll screw the nether.
You know what I’ll screw the nether.
That’s it, I'm sick of this place, It's hot, It never rains, I'm sweating,
My clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire,
I'm absolutely sick of this place,
I miss nature, all the pigs and the cows and the sheep’s stuff,
I can't think what I’m gonna do!
Oh my god, How sad! I wish I could return to the normal world.
Bye!