[00:00.20]You're a D'Ysquith
[00:00.42]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:00.96]Have you heard of the D'Ysquith family?
[00:04.99]MONTY:
[00:05.96]The D'Ysquiths? Why, yes, of course. Hasn't everyone?
[00:09.79]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:10.22]Then you've heard of Highhurst Castle.
[00:13.27]MONTY:
[00:13.58]Of course.
[00:17.15]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:17.31]You're aware, then, of their position, their vast wealth and influence?
[00:25.02]MONTY:
[00:25.23]Yes, yes. What's it got to do with me?
[00:28.24]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:28.40]You're a D'Ysquith
[00:31.40]MONTY:
[00:31.57]What?
[00:32.14]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:32.30]You're a D'Ysquith
[00:34.01]MONTY:
[00:34.14]No.
[00:34.71]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:34.87]Ha ha, oh.
[00:35.64]The D'Ysquith blood is flowing through you
[00:40.81]MONTY:
[00:40.94]Me, a D'Ysquith?
[00:42.14]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:42.27]A genuine bona fide D'Ysquith
[00:44.80]MONTY:
[00:44.95]Rubbish.
[00:45.49]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:45.85]Of course, of course
[00:47.15]Ya don't believe me, do you?
[00:50.47]MONTY:
[00:50.63]You must be mad.
[00:52.19]MISS SHINGLE:
[00:52.34]Very well, then. If your mother was not a D'Ysquith, what was her maiden name?
[00:59.71]MONTY:
[00:59.87]She always insisted that the only name that mattered (whispered) was my fathers.
[01:07.86]MISS SHINGLE:
[01:08.12]Your mother
[01:11.14]Lived like a princess in every way
[01:13.74]The daughter of Lord Maximillian
[01:16.38]Till she met your father one fateful day
[01:19.05]She knew it was love - and yet
[01:21.70]The family decleared she'd been led astray
[01:24.08]By a climbing, conniving Castilian
[01:26.73]"Oh let him go
[01:27.90]Or else you'll know
[01:29.23]A life you will live to regret"
[01:32.10]This was no idle threat
[01:34.15]"You're a D'Ysquith
[01:38.03]Your A perfectly breedable D'Ysquith
[01:41.15]And a D'Ysquith does her duty
[01:43.66]Don't forget"
[01:45.95]There was nothing your mother could say
[01:49.69]She eloped with your father the very next day
[01:56.57]MONTY:
[01:56.74]So she was... disinherited?
[01:58.83]MISS SHINGLE:
[01:59.04]In a word. Yes. Despicable, the lot of them.
[02:04.62]MONTY:
[02:04.82]How awful.
[02:08.99]MISS SHINGLE:
[02:09.12]Your mother
[02:13.29]Made me promise I'd never tell
[02:18.71]But now she is no longer living
[02:23.62]She wanted to spare you her private hell
[02:29.81]But I think you deserve to know
[02:34.16]Take this knowledge and use it well
[02:39.40]The family may yet be forgiving
[02:44.89]This will guarantee
[02:47.19]You've a right to be
[02:49.19]On the family tree
[02:51.58]And it seems to be
[02:54.48]Indisputably
[02:56.84]Head to toe
[03:03.40]You're a D'Ysquith
[03:05.08]A D-apostrophe-Y-squith
[03:07.77]A-there can be
[03:09.13]No other way to view it
[03:11.54]Montague, you're a D'Ysquith
[03:13.33]MONTY:
[03:13.49]I'm all of a sudden a D'Ysquith
[03:15.84]MISS SHINGLE:
[03:15.96]Yes!
[03:17.36]And it's time
[03:19.37]That everybody knew it
[03:22.41]A-you are the son of the daughter
[03:26.42]Of the grandson
[03:28.52]Of the nephew
[03:30.60]Of the second Earl Highhurst, Your turn
[03:35.30]MONTY:
[03:35.43]I am the son of the daughter
[03:39.37]Of the...
[03:40.29]BOTH:
[03:40.47]The grandson (MONTY: Oh, sorry.)
[03:43.23]Of the nephew
[03:44.92]Of the second Earl of Highhurst
[03:50.15]MONTY:
[03:50.31]The thought occurred: why should I believe a woman who might very well be insane? And yet, there seems to be an air of authenticity to this document.
[04:00.19]I'm a D'Ysquith (MISS SHINGLE: You're a D'Ysquith)
[04:02.79]It would seem I'm a D'Ysquith
[04:03.98]MISS SHINGLE:
[04:04.13]You're a D'Ysquith
[04:06.52]Montague
[04:07.55]I picture you
[04:08.91]At Highhurst
[04:10.73]MONTY:
[04:10.86]Yesterday, I was Monty Navarro
[04:12.60]MISS SHINGLE:
[04:12.94]You could be an Earl tomorrow
[04:14.70]MONTY:
[04:14.86]And Highhurst could be My-hurst
[04:18.56]I'm a D'Ysquith
[04:19.94]MISS SHINGLE:
[04:20.10]You're a D'Ysquith
[04:22.99]BOTH:
[04:23.16]A D'Ysquith
[04:23.81]A D'Ysquith
[04:25.11]A D'Y... squith
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