[00:05.26]When a fellow needs a little helping hand
[00:08.68]Who'll be there? It's almost guaranteed
[00:13.24]No one else could ever really understand
[00:17.65]Only another man knows what you need
[00:21.79]And when a man has fallen down upon his knees
[00:26.11]In such a moment, who'd be better than
[00:30.69]Someone who's self controlled
[00:33.44]Someone who's strong and bold
[00:35.68]Someone who's good as gold
[00:38.03]It's better with a man
[00:41.11]Better with a man
[00:42.98]Then you agree, my friend.
[00:44.95]Indeed i do.
[00:46.34]When a man is lonely, he can always find
[00:50.66]Another man who's feeling just the same (henry: that's it. Yes, he can.)
[00:55.22]Drink will help you get your troubles off your mind
[00:59.08]You'll both be buying before you know his name (oh, blotto and squiffy!)
[01:03.24]And in that rousing climax when your horse comes in (come on, ponzo. Come on, ponzo.)
[01:08.20]Who will cheer as loudly as he can (i will.)
[01:12.77]Only a man would see
[01:15.24]The meaning of victory
[01:17.59]Oh, the comraderie
[01:19.80]It's better with a man
[01:22.11]Better with a man
[01:25.58]Women have much to recommend
[01:29.68]Lord knows i've had my share heh heh
[01:33.54]But when a fellow needs a friend
[01:38.90]That's a totally different affair
[01:42.75]Women are soft against your skin
[01:47.83]They're awfully nice to nestle with
[01:52.32]But when the sport is masculine
[01:56.69]You need a man to wrestle with
[02:02.89]Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell
[02:06.97]Oh, they will never tell they'll never tell their wives
[02:11.89]Married men know there are things you must not say
[02:15.64]Discretion is the only way that love survives
[02:19.23]Men are always there
[02:20.66]Always there to share
[02:22.14]And take good care
[02:23.26]As mates, as brothers
[02:24.78]Take a look at us
[02:27.13]It's been ever thus
[02:28.73]Since boarding school began
[02:31.43]Women are too complex
[02:33.82]Women too often vex
[02:36.16]Men are a simpler sex
[02:38.47]It's better with a man
[02:40.65]Better with a man
[02:42.94]Better with a man
[02:45.36]Better with a man
[02:57.71]Bottoms up!