[00:00.06]CONSTABLE:
[00:00.60]So sorry to interrupt such a festive occasion,
[00:03.31]but I'm under strict instructions to arrest you - for murder.
[00:07.56]
[00:07.78]MONTY:
[00:08.52]Murder?
[00:10.70]
[00:11.30]Stop! Wait! What?!
[00:13.01]Well, I didn't kill Adalbert D'Ysquith
[00:14.81]Though that certainly was my intent
[00:16.69]Rather haunted, I jest
[00:17.91]That I could be arrested
[00:18.67]For something that I only meant
[00:20.48]
[00:20.69]And it couldn't be poor cousin Asquith
[00:22.36]For he graciously died on his own
[00:24.25]Was that hole in the ice
[00:25.16]Just a bit too precise?
[00:26.08]Was my presence at Chisolmire known?
[00:27.63]
[00:28.24]Murder,interesting?
[00:29.82]
[00:30.16]CONSTABLE:
[00:30.35]I'm afraid so, your Lordship.
[00:32.23]
[00:33.98]Stop! Wait! When?!
[00:35.63]I should doubt I was seen in the harbor
[00:37.41]Lady Hyacinth fell in so fast
[00:39.35]As for Salame's end
[00:40.36]All suspicion would send
[00:41.36]Them at once to that backstabbing cast
[00:42.87]
[00:43.19]Did the beastings reveal my deception?
[00:44.96]Was I seen at the weight lifting hall?
[00:46.77]How rude to intrude
[00:47.82]On this lovely reception
[00:48.75]For I am the Earl after all
[00:50.43]
[00:50.74]Yes, I am the Earl after all
[00:52.39]Though it's come, I concede, at a cost
[00:54.39]But, where was my blunder
[00:55.46]My weakness, I wonder?
[00:56.46]Is all of it now to be lost?
[00:58.18]Is all of it now to be lost?
[00:59.96]
[01:00.72]Murdering whom?
[01:02.34]
[01:02.63]CONSTABLE:
[01:02.83]Lord Adalbert D'Ysquith, eighth Earl of Highhurst.
[01:05.62]
[01:06.18]MONTY:
[01:06.48]Stop! Wait! Who?!
[01:07.64]For the murder of Adalbert D'Ysquith?
[01:09.46]Were there ever a farce, this is it
[01:11.44]I am almost amused
[01:12.39]I should stand here accused
[01:13.41]Of a murder I didn't commit
[01:15.07]
[01:15.29]But surely, the Earl died of a heart attack.
[01:16.84]
[01:17.06]CONSTABLE:
[01:17.56]No, your Lordship. It was foul play.
[01:20.74]
[01:21.09]MONTY:
[01:21.29]Of course, I should like to inquire
[01:22.63]By what method he happened to die
[01:24.49]But what is the point
[01:25.45]When events now conspire
[01:26.42]To lead them to think it was I?
[01:27.83]
[01:28.34]I dispatched half a dozen
[01:30.88]Each one a cousin
[01:33.38]All of them quite by design
[01:37.13]It is not a defense
[01:39.05]It just makes no sense
[01:42.93]This murder was not one of mine!
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