[00:08.94]Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
[00:21.50]I mean like a god damn marching band
[00:28.48]She says, like literally, music is the air she breathes
[00:38.04]And the malaprops make me want to fucking scream
[00:45.48]I wonder if she even knows what that word means
[00:49.99]Well, it's literally not that
[01:04.63]Of the few main things I hate about her, one's her petty, vogue ideas
[01:16.13]Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
[01:24.09]By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
[01:34.06]And now every insufferable convo
[01:41.23]Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
[01:47.61]Of which she's in the middle
[01:54.53]Oh my God, I swear this never happens
[02:04.14]Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinning
[02:12.41]I feel so unconvincing
[02:17.08]And I fumbled with the buttons
[02:31.84]She blames her excess on my influence but gladly Hoovers all my drugs
[02:43.13]I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
[02:51.30]We sang "Silent Night" in three parts which was fun
[03:00.22]Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
[03:07.25]I hate that soulful levitation white girls put on
[03:12.13]Why don't you move to the Delta?
[03:18.20]I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya