作曲 : Galia Arad Mr. Detective I'm scared and helpless You have to catch this guy who escaped And if you can't get him I'll need protection So why don't you spend the night just in case He took the bag that held my everything It had my passport my identity And now I have no way of proving I'm me Do you know what that means I could be your nurse Or your chauffeur your landlord or your tenant I could be a judge Or a geisha or illegal immigrant I could be your boss Your long lost love a débutante accountant too I could be anything to you Mr. Detective I've learned my lesson Should not have left it unattended I haven't rested so it'd be best if You asked your questions while I'm in bed now He took the bag that held my everything It had my passport my identity And now I have no way of proving I'm me Do you know what that means I could be your nurse Or your chauffeur your landlord or your tenant I could be a judge Or a geisha or illegal immigrant I could be your boss Your long lost love a débutante accountant too I could be anything to you And if you do begin to question my innocence You can check the fingerprints that I'll leave All over you I could be your nurse Or your chauffeur your landlord or your tenant I could be a judge Or a geisha or illegal immigrant I could be your boss Your long lost love a débutante accountant too Mr. Detective I could be I could be I could be anything I could be anything to you