[ti:the rum tum tugger]
[00:07.764]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  is  a  curious  cat
[00:10.359]If  you  offer  me  pheasant  I'd  rather  have  grouse
[00:13.519]If  you  put  me  in  a  house  I  would  much  prefer  a  flat
[00:18.206]If  you  put  me  in  a  flat  then  I'd  rather  have  a  house
[00:22.89]If  you  set  me  on  a  mouse  then  I  only  want  a  rat
[00:25.951]If  you  set  me  on  a  rat  then  I'd  rather  chase  a  mouse
[00:29.362]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  is  a  curious  cat
[00:34.463]And  there  isn't  any  need  for  me  to  shout  it
[00:36.911]For  he  will  do  as  he  do  do
[00:41.00]And  there's  no  doing  anything  about  it
[00:45.638]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  is  a  terrible  bore
[00:55.297]When  you  let  me  in,then  I  want  to  go  out
[00:59.70]I'm  always  on  the  wrong  side  of  every  door
[01:01.260]And  as  soon  as  I'm  at  home,then  I'd  like  to  get  about
[01:05.560]I  like  to  lie  in  the  bureau  drawer
[01:09.692]And  I  make  such  a  fuss  if  I  can't  get  out
[01:13.735]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  is  a  curious  cat
[01:18.88]And  there  isn't  any  need  for  you  to  doubt  it
[01:21.518]For  he  will  do  as  he  do  do
[01:24.723]And  there's  no  doing  anything  about  it
[01:32.520]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  is  a  curious  beast
[01:40.420]My  disobliging  ways  are  a  matter  of  habit
[01:44.703]If  you  offer  me  fish  then  I  always  want  a  feast
[01:49.93]When  there  isn't  any  fish  then  I  won't  eat  rabbit
[01:53.273]If  you  offer  me  cream  then  I  sniff  and  sneer
[01:57.451]For  I  only  like  what  I  find  for  myself
[02:00.405]So  you'll  catch  me  in  it  right  up  to  my  ears
[02:06.66]If  you  put  it  away  on  the  larder  shelf
[02:08.558]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  is  artful  and  knowing
[02:10.510]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger
[02:13.559]Doesn't  care  for  a  cuddle
[02:15.184]But  I'll  leap  upon  your  lap  in  the  middle  of  your  sewing
[02:18.810]For  there's  nothing  I  enjoy  like  a  horrible  muddle
[02:20.139]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  is  a  curious  cat
[02:23.48]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  doesn't  care  for  a  cuddle
[02:39.60]The  Rum  Tum  Tugger  is  a  curious  cat
[02:41.397]And  there  isn't  any  need  for  me  to  spout  it
[02:44.606]For  he  will  do  as  he  do  do
[02:48.833]And  there's  no  doing  anything  about -t  it!