[00:02.205] ASTROLOGER
[00:02.809] I don't think you should shoot before July 15th
[00:06.489] Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
[00:09.786] If you want 'til Venus is in Capricorn
[00:13.083] You'll avoid a catalogue of crises
[00:16.823] MASSEUR 1
[00:16.984] I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
[00:19.921] No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty
[00:23.648] MASSEUR 2
[00:23.788] We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue
[00:26.725] You won't look a day over forty
[00:30.161] BEAUTICIAN 1
[00:30.382] We have dry heat, we have steam
[00:33.145] BEAUTICIAN 2
[00:33.307] We have moisturizing cream
[00:35.049] BEAUTICIAN 3
[00:35.223] We had mud-packs, we have blood sacks
[00:37.509] BEAUTICIAN 2
[00:37.742] It's a rigorous regime
[00:39.681] ALL
[00:39.948] Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
[00:42.211] Or a wobble when you walk
[00:44.068] BEAUTICIAN 3
[00:44.220] Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
[00:48.225] ALL
[00:48.365] Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
[00:51.789] ANALYST
[00:51.940] Listen to your super ego not your id
[00:55.226] Age is just another damn neurosis
[00:58.360] I'll have you regressing back to infancy
[01:01.959] And back into the womb under hypnosis
[01:04.943] DOCTOR
[01:05.303] I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb
[01:08.646] The forumla's the one Somerset Maugham owns
[01:12.303] Just modest course of thirty-sevent shots
[01:15.380] And you will be a heaving mass of hormones
[01:19.408] ALL
[01:19.582] No more crow's feet, no more flab
[01:22.078] No more love handles to grab
[01:24.005] You'll be so thin they'll all think you're
[01:27.001] Walking sideways like a crab
[01:28.927] Nothing sagging, nothing bagging
[01:30.960] Nothing dragging on the floor
[01:33.618] Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
[01:37.044] Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
[01:40.525] Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
[01:43.985] Eternal youth is worth a little suffering