ASTROLOGER
 I don't think you should shoot before July 15th
 Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
 If you want 'til Venus is in Capricorn
 You'll avoid a catalogue of crises
 MASSEUR 1
 I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
 No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty
 MASSEUR 2
 We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue
 You won't look a day over forty
 BEAUTICIAN 1
 We have dry heat, we have steam
 BEAUTICIAN 2
 We have moisturizing cream
 BEAUTICIAN 3
 We had mud-packs, we have blood sacks
 BEAUTICIAN 2
 It's a rigorous regime
 ALL
 Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
 Or a wobble when you walk
 BEAUTICIAN 3
 Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
 ALL
 Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
 ANALYST
 Listen to your super ego not your id
 Age is just another damn neurosis
 I'll have you regressing back to infancy
 And back into the womb under hypnosis
 DOCTOR
 I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb
 The forumla's the one Somerset Maugham owns
 Just modest course of thirty-sevent shots
 And you will be a heaving mass of hormones
 ALL
 No more crow's feet, no more flab
 No more love handles to grab
 You'll be so thin they'll all think you're
 Walking sideways like a crab
 Nothing sagging, nothing bagging
 Nothing dragging on the floor
 Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
 Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
 Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
 Eternal youth is worth a little suffering