[00:00.00] 作词 : Cooper, Dover, Roxie
[00:12.88]I wake up every morning
[00:15.28]Six o'clock, I'm right on time
[00:19.35]I eat a low fat breakfast
[00:21.82]I tie a perfect tie
[00:25.65]I kiss the wife, I hug the kids
[00:28.42]I pat the dogs and cats
[00:31.69]I never lose anything
[00:34.67]My car keys or my hat
[00:37.26]'Cause I'm the man of the year
[00:43.76]I'm the man of the year
[00:50.05]I never cheat at finals
[00:52.82]Or miss a day at school
[00:55.88]My urine tests are perfect
[00:58.51]My prostate is a jewel
[01:01.79]'Cause I'm the man of the year
[01:07.37]I'm the man of the year
[01:13.78]I'm the man of the year
[01:20.10]I'm never, ever jealous
[01:22.93]I'm never, ever cruel
[01:25.71]I'm a graduate of Harvard
[01:28.74]Where I never broke the rules
[01:44.39]The Queen made me a knight
[01:47.48]The Pope made me a saint
[01:50.66]The President plays golf with me
[01:53.63]I make Madonna faint
[01:56.65]So why am I so lonely
[01:59.72]Depressed and in despair
[02:02.69]If I pull this trigger in my mouth
[02:05.55]Will anybody care
[02:11.48]It was the greatest funeral
[02:14.36]I laid in perfect state
[02:17.99]And later I will meet the Lord
[02:20.45]I bet He just can't wait
[02:23.31]To meet the man of the year
[02:29.69]I'm the man of the year
[02:33.48]Stand in line to meet the man
[02:37.08]I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man