I don't drink tea
Or white Chablis
I sit around and watch 
TVDon't send flowers
Or take showers
But I'll be there to pull your weeds
Oh yeahI don't read books
I don't French cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, 
I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, 
I am what 
I amSo please understand, 
I'm not your fantasy man
I don't do dishes
And I'm suspicious
Of any grown up man who does
I'm homophobic
Don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, 
I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, 
I am what 
I amSo please understand, 
I'm not your fantasy man
Hey, hey, 
I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, 
I am what 
I amSo please understand, 
I'm not your fantasy man
HeyHey, hey
HeyHey, hey
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, 
I ain't gonna change
Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, 
I am what 
I amSo please understand, 
I'm not you fantasy man
Hey, hey, 
I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, 
I am what 
I amSo please understand, 
I'm not your fantasy man