Oh, what was your name in the States
Was it Thompson or Johnson or Bates
Did you happen to draw on your mother-in-law
Or sink the old lady with weights, my friend
Eh, What was you name in the States?...Oh, come on my boys

What was your name in the States
Was it Murphy, MacDonald or Gates
Did you hold up a bank as a juvenile prank
And pack up the money in crates, my friend
What was your name in the States?...Tell the truth...

Oh, what was your name in the States
Now yuh must have had some honest traits (I doubt it)
Did you try to abscond with a beautiful blond
Such minor offenses we tolerates
Eh, What was your name in the States?

Sure, an' what was your name in New York
Was it Clancy, O'Toole or O'Rourke
Are you wanted for life 'cause you left your poor wife
When she caught you sniffing a cork, my friend
What was your name in New York?...

Oh, what was your name in the East
And how recently was you released
Are you ridin' the rails 'cause you held up the mails
Or was it the females you held, you beast
Oh, What was your name in the East?

Oh, what was your name in the States
you were find...goog States ...my friend
What was you name in the States?...

Oh, what was your name in the States
Though you've suffered the cruelest of fates
'Way out here in the West, every body's a guest
So line up and fill up your plates, my friend
Who ever you are in the States