(Beau)
Hey Girl, I see you made an effort with your lipstick
But you got some on your teeth you fucking dipshit
You're like a hot mess and I like it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's go
When we go out we make a great team,
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean
Your my kind of girl and I like it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Jai)
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote stupid song because I like you 
(Chorus)
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date 
Woah, cause real girls eat cake
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are, for fuck sake
Woah, cause real girls eat cake
(Luke)
I really, really like the way your face is,
Even when there's food stuck in your braces
But i'll still snog you cause I like it
Let me, have a word with your mum cos' she's sexy,
It must run in your genes if you get me 
I gotta admit that I like her
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Jai)
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote stupid song because I like you 
(Chorus)
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date 
Woah, cause real girls eat cake
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are, for fuck sake
Waoh, cause real girls eat cake
(James)
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are, for fuck sake
Waoh, cause real girls eat cake
(Daniel)
Chocolate, strawberry, banana and vanilla cake,
That would be nice
Uhh ice with cream cake
Uhh chocolate cake, a cream cake
Also with a, with a lemon and herb
And some fat cake over there,
Tomato sauce cake over there
Vegemite cake, eww
Uhh what other cakes can we have?
Fucking Jacob Fultons
Fucking cake