作词 : Dunn, Martin, Putnam
YOU COULDN'
T PICK UP 
A GUY AT T
HE GAY BAR 
MALE PROST
ITUTES WOU
LDN'T TAKE 
YOUR MONEY 
YOU JERKED 
OFF 8 TIME
S, AND RAN 
OUT OF YOU
R OWN SO Y
OU BROKE I
NTO A SPER
M BANK, YO
U CUM GUZZ
LING FAG Y
OU'RE FUCK
ING GAY, Y
OU'RE FUCK
ING GAY I 
ONLY WROTE 
THIS SONG 
TO PISS PE
OPLE OFF W
HO ARE GAY 
I ONLY WRO
TE THIS SO
NG TO PISS 
PEOPLE OFF 
WHO ARE GA
Y WHEN YOU 
BROKE IN R
OD STUART 
HAD ALREAD
Y BEATEN Y
OU THERE L
UCKILY YOU 
WHERE BOTH 
GOOD FRIEN
DS YOU BOT
H SAT AROU
ND AND DRA
NK 10 GALL
ONS OF SPE
RM WAIL LI
STENING TO 
LOS CRUDOS, 
AND WATCHI
NG MARILYN 
MANSON VID
EOS YOU'RE 
FUCKING GA
Y, YOU'RE 
FUCKING GA
Y IF YOU D
ON'T LIKE 
THESE LYRI
CS, DON'T 
BUY OUR RE
CORDS YOU 
FAG IF YOU 
DON'T LIKE 
THESE LYRI
CS, DON'T 
BUY OUR RE
CORDS YOU 
FAG