作曲 : Anderson, Foreman, Ice Cube
I ****** this girl in Talahassee,
Doggie style so i named her Lassie.
Came on her, florida state clothes,
Filled up all her *********** holes.
****** this girl from purdue, 
Came in her hair, ****** up her doo.
She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,
Her *********** got hotter than a boiler maker.
Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,
****** up Chris******as like Mr. Scrooge.
Dropped her off at LSU
Smoked all her ***********, drank all her brew.
****** George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,
Rode that ass just like a Lexus.
****** her again in ft. worth
Stuck my *********** in her *********** and I started to surf.
(CHORUS)
Colt 45, Afroman,
Tryin to get all the *********** that I can.
To the cross country in my Afro van,
SMOKIN ***********
2X
I priced this hooker in Ohio
I said, ***********, you too high Ho.
I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,
****** her in the back of my 83 Caddy
Broker as hell smokin Newport singles,
Came in her ass and said "*********** the Bengals"
(afroman rant)
SMOKIN ***********!
Smokin ***********, State-to-State
Beer and munchies got me gaining weight.
Missionary style in chilla coffee
Little mamma said, "would you please get off me"
Beatutiful girl, Iowa City,
Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty.
She sucked my ***********, while she held my thighs,
I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes".
My *********** went BOING in Des Moines,
Going going go-Buckaw! 
SMOKIN ***********!
(CHORUS 2x)
Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma,
Buffalo, Puff-alo,
Fort Smith, Fort Spliff
Smokin ***********
Starkville, Sparks-ville
Huntsville, Blunts-ville
Mississippi, Missi-hippie
Alabama, Ala-grama
Hatty***********urg, Hattys-herb
Burmingham, Burning-ham
Smokin ***********
North Dakota, North De Quota
South Dakota, South De Quota
I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...
SMOKIN ***********
(CHORUS 2x)