作曲 : Axton, Foreman, Jackson
Hey, Hey, Laaaaa scibbidowa ladatata...
This girl named Pam from Amsterdam,
Her language i did not understand
Than she held out some marihuana
She said it was the best in all the land
And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
Than i get pulled over by popo
This rapboy i know from New Mexico 
Spoke than he shook my hand (how u doin')
Than he pulled out a ten pound bag of *******
He said it was the best in all the land
And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
Than i get pulled over by popo
This countryboy from Tennessee (hey)
He smiled than he shook my hand (alright)
Than he pulled out some moon*******ne whiskey
He said it was the best in all the land (yeah)
And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
Than i get pulled over by popo
And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
Than i get pulled over by popo
And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
Than i get pulled over by popo
And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
Than i get pulled over by popo
No no no no i don't smoke it no mo'