[00:00.00] 作曲 : Foreman
[00:01.00]a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right?
[00:04.50]Man' check this out- it was this blind man' right?
[00:06.74]He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right?
[00:09.24]Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin'?
[00:12.48]He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'
[00:16.35]Woooooo' good morning' ladies.
[00:20.85]You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man.
[00:24.65]I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums'
[00:29.25]everybody just crowd around the mic' I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes.
[00:33.31]But first' I'ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it'
[00:37.30]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.
[00:42.54]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed.
[00:47.47]And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
[00:52.28]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[00:57.08]So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
[01:01.95]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims.
[01:06.94]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
[01:11.56]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will.
[01:16.42]Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale.
[01:21.29]When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale.
[01:25.85]Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan.
[01:30.93]I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
[01:36.17]We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro.
[01:40.93]Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
[01:46.05]I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!
[01:50.29]I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
[01:55.35]I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4.
[02:00.24]Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
[02:05.11]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's the best damn pussy I ever had.
[02:10.29]I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time.
[02:15.16]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.
[02:19.03]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed.
[02:24.08]And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
[02:28.45]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[02:33.81]So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
[02:38.43]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims.
[02:43.61]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
[02:48.35]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will.
[02:53.85]I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good.
[02:58.59]I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
[03:04.33]I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African.
[03:07.57]I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
[03:12.88]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
[03:18.06]Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
[03:22.74]See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee!
[03:27.85]Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
[03:32.41]Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
[03:37.96]I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
[03:42.77]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.
[03:46.20]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed.
[03:51.19]And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
[03:56.25]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[04:01.43]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
[04:06.10]That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy!
[04:11.35]Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
[04:15.90]Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
[04:20.65]Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
[04:25.70]Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her.
[04:30.94]Fucked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya.
[04:35.81]Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
[04:39.80]Fine young thing' said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
[04:45.23]I wanna get married' but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.
[04:49.91]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.
[04:54.15]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed.
[04:59.40]And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
[05:04.14]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[05:08.95]So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
[05:13.62]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims.
[05:18.55]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
[05:23.42]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will.