Johnny was a policeman from Erie PA
He spent his whole life talking
Never hearing what anyone had to say
Now when it came to the law
Johnny knew he could never be second bested
You gotta laugh it's just a little bit funny
That he got cardiac arrested
God said wow
Hey, I want you to take it easy
Ta-ta-take a little break
Take it easy
Take it easy
Oh oh oh...
Now Jason was a business man from the right side of the tracks
He spent his whole life sleeping over the dollars
Never taking the time to relax
He was born then he died and was buried
There was never much in beetween, though
You gotta laugh, it's just a little bit funny
That the grass on his grave was green
God said wow
Hey, I want you to take it easy
Ta-ta-take a little break
Take it easy
Take it easy
Oh oh oh...
Now me I am the craziest guy that you may think you've ever met
I just smile all the time never worry,
Never have problems or regrets
I was not crazy I just know something that no one else really knows
The sky is blue and  I love you
And that's just the way that it goes
God said wow
Hey, I want you to take it easy
Ta-ta-take a little break
Take it easy
Oh oh oh...
I said wow
Hey,I want you to take it easy
I said no
Ta-ta-take a little break
Take it easy, take it easy
Take a break, take it easy
Ta-ta-take a break, take it easy