[00:01.704]SCUTTLE(spoken): Wow - this is special...this very very unusual.
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[00:05.582]ARIEL(spoken): What? What is it?
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[00:07.125]SCUTTLE(spoken): It's a dinglehopper!
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[00:08.658]ARIEL: A dinglehopper?
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[00:09.959]SCUTTLE: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular
[00:13.798]encyclopoodia!
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[00:18.714]Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
[00:20.756]Like the folds who live up there do
[00:22.553]That'll flap their wigs!
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[00:24.113]GULL 1: Flop their wigs!
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[00:25.390]GULL 2: Flap!
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[00:26.145]GULL 3: Awwwk!
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[00:27.948]SCUTTLE: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
[00:28.710]If you use one of these handy
[00:29.733]Little thingmajigs!
[00:30.497]
[00:32.530]GULL 1: Thingmabobs.
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[00:33.294]GULL 2: Jigs!
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[00:34.074]GULL 1: Bobs!
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[00:34.838]GULL 3: Awwwk!
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[00:35.607]SCUTTLE: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
[00:37.660]Twirl it the way I'm twirling now!
[00:39.194]Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
[00:44.603]You're what the call "the dog's meow"!
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[00:50.533]GULLS: Wonderful stuff!
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[00:51.816]GULL 3: Awwwk!
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[00:52.836]GULLS: That human stuff!
[00:53.613]Can't get enough -
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[00:55.146]GULL 3: Awwwk!
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[00:55.655]GULLS: Of human stuff!
[00:57.735]And we are the authority -
[00:59.276]No need for us to bluff!
[01:00.810]Because we're great and explanatin'
[01:03.634]Human stuff!
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[01:04.665]ARIEL(spoken): (holds pipe) Whats that?
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[01:06.198]SCUTTLE(spoken): A snarfblatt!
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[01:07.225]ARIEL(spoken): Wow!
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[01:08.240]SCUTTLE: Back when the world was prehistorial
[01:10.286]People sat as still as coral
[01:12.352]Flat upon their bumps
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[01:13.106]GULL 1: On their runts!
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[01:15.150]GULL 2: Bunks!
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[01:15.659]GULL 3: Awwwk!
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[01:16.426]SCUTTLE: There they would be, not even thinkin'
[01:18.725]Bored to death and barely blinkin'
[01:19.492]Way down at the dumps
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[01:21.315]GULL 1: On the dumps!
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[01:22.335]GULL 2: At!
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[01:22.848]GULL 1: On!
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[01:23.370]GULL 3: Awwwk!
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[01:24.126]SCUTTLE: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance
[01:25.157]Suddenly life was la-di-da!
[01:30.822]Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance
[01:33.121]Give it a blow, and then - voila!
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[01:36.234]GULLS: Wonderful stuff!
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[01:37.005]GULL 3: Awwwk!
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[01:38.276]GULLS: That human stuff!
[01:44.431]If you're a buff -
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[01:45.208]GULL 3: Awwwk!
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[01:45.476]GULLS: Of human stuff!
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[01:47.510]GULL 1: It's marvable!
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[01:48.517]GULL 2: Stupendible!
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[01:49.551]SCUTTLE: Completely A-OJ!
[01:51.349]Which sounds absurd, but take my word -
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[01:53.136]GULLS: That's what the humans say!
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[01:54.694]SCUTTLE&GULLS: Sensible stuff
[01:55.459]That human stuff!
[01:58.303]None of it fluff -
[02:00.358]Not human stuff!
[02:01.915]And heaven knows
[02:03.193]Since we're the pros
[02:03.970]From us, you'll get no guff
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[02:06.005]SCUTTLE: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -
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[02:08.062]GULL 1: A thing-ma-what -
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[02:09.340]GULL 2: A watch-ma-gig -
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[02:10.634]SCUTTLE: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
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[02:12.434]GULLS: Right up to snuff!
[02:13.198]With proper dinglehopper groomin'
[02:14.998]Rest assured...you'll look real human!
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[02:17.041]SCUTTLE: We know, 'cause we know
[02:19.365]Human stuff!