SCUTTLE(spoken): Wow - this is special...this very very unusual. ARIEL(spoken): What? What is it? SCUTTLE(spoken): It's a dinglehopper! ARIEL: A dinglehopper? SCUTTLE: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular encyclopoodia! Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo Like the folds who live up there do That'll flap their wigs! GULL 1: Flop their wigs! GULL 2: Flap! GULL 3: Awwwk! SCUTTLE: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy If you use one of these handy Little thingmajigs! GULL 1: Thingmabobs. GULL 2: Jigs! GULL 1: Bobs! GULL 3: Awwwk! SCUTTLE: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so Twirl it the way I'm twirling now! Give it a little yank, and there ya go! You're what the call "the dog's meow"! GULLS: Wonderful stuff! GULL 3: Awwwk! GULLS: That human stuff! Can't get enough - GULL 3: Awwwk! GULLS: Of human stuff! And we are the authority - No need for us to bluff! Because we're great and explanatin' Human stuff! ARIEL(spoken): (holds pipe) Whats that? SCUTTLE(spoken): A snarfblatt! ARIEL(spoken): Wow! SCUTTLE: Back when the world was prehistorial People sat as still as coral Flat upon their bumps GULL 1: On their runts! GULL 2: Bunks! GULL 3: Awwwk! SCUTTLE: There they would be, not even thinkin' Bored to death and barely blinkin' Way down at the dumps GULL 1: On the dumps! GULL 2: At! GULL 1: On! GULL 3: Awwwk! SCUTTLE: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance Give it a blow, and then - voila! GULLS: Wonderful stuff! GULL 3: Awwwk! GULLS: That human stuff! If you're a buff - GULL 3: Awwwk! GULLS: Of human stuff! GULL 1: It's marvable! GULL 2: Stupendible! SCUTTLE: Completely A-OJ! Which sounds absurd, but take my word - GULLS: That's what the humans say! SCUTTLE&GULLS: Sensible stuff That human stuff! None of it fluff - Not human stuff! And heaven knows Since we're the pros From us, you'll get no guff SCUTTLE: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig - GULL 1: A thing-ma-what - GULL 2: A watch-ma-gig - SCUTTLE: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff! GULLS: Right up to snuff! With proper dinglehopper groomin' Rest assured...you'll look real human! SCUTTLE: We know, 'cause we know Human stuff!