[00:01.52]I got a brand new car brand new car
[00:04.51]I got a jazz guitar ah
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[00:08.65]Welcome everybody ah
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[00:11.63]Yeah thank you a lot for coming it means a lot to me
[00:15.40]Steer the yacht with my knee plenty of botany
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[00:18.60]Damn bad chick on top of me pornography
[00:21.58]And I know she only want me for my guapery
[00:24.62]Ahem let me get my voice right
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[00:29.28]Ahem Gary sorry one two three four
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[00:34.03]It's the first time ever
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[00:36.27]You f**k this jacket I turn this shit to 85 napkins
[00:40.11]Since Jeter's done I'm now the captain
[00:42.31]Trust you me Gotham's safer now
[00:44.80]But there's always a new joker in town
[00:47.01]Ready to smoke you with that pound
[00:48.50]But when he shoots it the flag says bang
[00:50.84]And everybody laughs
[00:52.16]He must be up and off the molly tab
[00:54.38]I'm by the bar looking Swedish in the trenchcoat stupid
[00:58.00]The only one drinking mango lassi in the bullpen
[01:01.25]My lips are sealed like the singer with bad skin
[01:04.26]My need for speed made the Jag spin
[01:06.58]Dog I'll resurrect Freaky Tah to do my ad libs
[01:09.93]Overseas I prolly got mad kids
[01:12.23]That I don't even know about you better slow down baby
[01:16.26]I'm still young f**k it gotta use it while it works
[01:19.55]Nothing lasts forever or does it F**k it
[01:22.64]Shout out to my cousins all of them
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[01:26.36]I got a brand new car
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[01:29.30]I got a jazz guitar
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[01:36.40]I'll take it back to playing handball
[01:38.25]And smoking on the park benches
[01:40.32]Dipping cabs and hopping fences
[01:42.16]Laughing all the way back to the building running
[01:44.74]Got to the door twist the key elevator waiting for me
[01:48.55]100 got upstairs and fixed eleven bowls of Crispix
[01:52.22]Grabbed a Snapple out the bin
[01:53.76]No one's an even match for the kid
[01:55.59]Legs are made of stone the back of a bridge
[01:58.21]In goal line situations I'll tackle The Fridge
[02:01.20]Peace to Mike Ditka 50 on the light fixture
[02:04.10]Right side shifter fight fixer twist your sister
[02:07.11]And I ain't talking about the hair band mothaf**ka
[02:10.28]It's Bam Bam doing ah ah ah ah
[02:13.05]Out with the ah
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[02:14.81]I can't even get this f**king right are you kidding me
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[02:18.04]I'm ashamed of myself I'm sorry