I got a brand new car brand new car
I got a jazz guitar ah

Welcome everybody ah

Yeah thank you a lot for coming it means a lot to me
Steer the yacht with my knee plenty of botany

Damn bad chick on top of me pornography
And I know she only want me for my guapery
Ahem let me get my voice right

Ahem Gary sorry one two three four

It's the first time ever

You f**k this jacket I turn this shit to 85 napkins
Since Jeter's done I'm now the captain
Trust you me Gotham's safer now
But there's always a new joker in town
Ready to smoke you with that pound
But when he shoots it the flag says bang
And everybody laughs
He must be up and off the molly tab
I'm by the bar looking Swedish in the trenchcoat stupid
The only one drinking mango lassi in the bullpen
My lips are sealed like the singer with bad skin
My need for speed made the Jag spin
Dog I'll resurrect Freaky Tah to do my ad libs
Overseas I prolly got mad kids
That I don't even know about you better slow down baby
I'm still young f**k it gotta use it while it works
Nothing lasts forever or does it F**k it
Shout out to my cousins all of them

I got a brand new car

I got a jazz guitar

I'll take it back to playing handball
And smoking on the park benches
Dipping cabs and hopping fences
Laughing all the way back to the building running
Got to the door twist the key elevator waiting for me
100 got upstairs and fixed eleven bowls of Crispix
Grabbed a Snapple out the bin
No one's an even match for the kid
Legs are made of stone the back of a bridge
In goal line situations I'll tackle The Fridge
Peace to Mike Ditka 50 on the light fixture
Right side shifter fight fixer twist your sister
And I ain't talking about the hair band mothaf**ka
It's Bam Bam doing ah ah ah ah
Out with the ah

I can't even get this f**king right are you kidding me

I'm ashamed of myself I'm sorry