[00:03.17]Gaston:
[00:05.67]You've been dreaming, just one dream
[00:08.66]Nearly all your life
[00:11.65]Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
[00:14.49]Will you be a wife?
[00:17.48]Will you be some he-man's property?
[00:23.36]Good news! That he-man's me!
[00:32.13]This equation, girl plus man
[00:35.36]Doesn't help just you
[00:38.41]On occasion, women can
[00:41.30]Have their uses too
[00:44.19]Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
[00:50.08]Pumpkin, extend with me!
[00:56.17]We'll be raising sons galore
[00:57.82]Belle:
[00:58.07]Inconceivable!
[00:58.82]Gaston:
[00:59.32]Each built six foot four!
[01:00.86]Belle:
[01:01.07]Unbelievable!
[01:01.82]Gaston:
[01:02.11]Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!
[01:06.90]Belle:
[01:07.16]I'm not hearing this!
[01:07.35]Gaston:
[01:07.80]You'll be keeping house with pride!
[01:09.74]Belle:
[01:09.95]Just incredible!
[01:10.74]Gaston:
[01:11.04]Oh so gratified
[01:12.37]Belle:
[01:12.71]So unweddable!
[01:13.41]Gaston:
[01:13.61]That you are a part of this idyllic scene.
[01:19.72]Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge,
[01:23.07]my latest kill roasting over the fire,
[01:27.01]my little wife massaging my feet, while
[01:31.86]the little ones play on the floor with the dogs.
[01:35.00]We'll have six or seven!
[01:37.24]Belle:
[01:37.54]Dogs?
[01:38.69]Gaston:
[01:38.89]No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me!
[01:42.68]Belle:
[01:42.68]Imagine that!
[01:43.90]Gaston:
[01:44.10]I can see that we will share
[01:46.29]All that love implies
[01:49.20]We shall be a perfect pair
[01:52.18]Rather like my thighs
[01:54.88]You are face to face with destiny!
[02:00.66]All roads lead to...
[02:03.75]The best things in life are...
[02:06.44]All's well that ends with me!
[02:12.03]Escape me? There's no way
[02:15.46]Certain as "Do, Re,"
[02:18.21]Belle, when you marry...
[02:23.23]So Belle, what would it be?
[02:25.23]Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?
[02:29.42]Belle:
[02:29.87]I...I just don't deserve you!
[02:34.46]Gaston:
[02:34.76]Who does?
[02:36.00]ME!