[00:00.57]Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
[00:04.36]Crazy old Maurice...
[00:06.30]LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
[00:09.04]Lefou:
[00:09.54]A dangerous pastime
[00:11.01]Gaston:
[00:11.36]I know.
[00:12.72]But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
[00:15.86]And his sanity's only "so-so"
[00:19.15]Now the wheels in my head have been turning
[00:22.64]Since I looked at that loony, old man
[00:25.73]See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
[00:29.32]And right now I'm evolving a plan
[00:34.10]Gaston:
[00:34.75]If I . . . (whisper)
[00:36.40]LeFou:
[00:36.55]Yes?
[00:38.27]Gaston:
[00:38.42]Then we . . . (whisper)
[00:40.01]LeFou:
[00:40.16]No! Would she . . .
[00:41.45]Gaston:
[00:41.65](whisper) Guess!
[00:43.34]LeFou:
[00:43.54]Now I get it!
[00:44.70]Both:
[00:44.80]Let's go!
[00:46.07]No one plots like Gaston
[00:49.56]Gaston:
[00:49.71]Takes cheap shots like Gaston
[00:51.51]LeFou:
[00:51.71]Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
[00:55.21]Gaston:
[00:55.31]Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful
[00:58.49]LeFou:
[00:58.65]As down to the depths you descend
[01:01.44]Gaston:
[01:01.59]I won't even be mildly remorseful
[01:04.62]Both:
[01:04.82]Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end
[01:08.54]Gaston:
[01:08.69]Who has brains like Gaston?
[01:09.99]LeFou:
[01:10.18]Entertains like Gaston?
[01:11.89]Both:
[01:11.99]Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
[01:15.80]And his marriage we soon will be celebrating
[01:23.38]My what a guy
[01:25.87]Gaston!