[00:07.89]Gaston:
[00:09.71]When a man like me is thwarted
[00:15.23]And denied his honeymoon
[00:18.92]LeFou:
[00:19.13]When the pretty thing he's courted
[00:21.96]Refuses to swoon
[00:24.30]Gaston:
[00:24.51]Then the time has come for a murky plan
[00:26.80]LeFou:
[00:26.95]For which he turns to a murky man
[00:29.19]Gaston:
[00:29.34]To find that fiend
[00:30.35]All:
[00:30.75]Where better than
[00:33.65]At the Maison des Lunes
[00:41.37]Gaston:
[00:41.72]You'll be strapping up an inmate
[00:46.67]LeFou:
[00:46.82]Very tightly
[00:47.92]Gaston:
[00:48.12]Very soon
[00:50.01]Gaston/LeFou:
[00:50.21]But we won't bring him in late
[00:52.21]LeFou:
[00:52.50]Your check in time's noon
[00:54.94]D'Arque:
[00:55.14]How sad Maurice is not too well
[00:57.08]Gaston:
[00:57.28]Prepare a five star padded cell
[00:59.42]All:
[00:59.62]And book him in
[01:00.82]For a long, long spell
[01:04.11]At the Maison des Lunes
[01:07.39]Gaston:
[01:07.89]Do I make myself entirely clear
[01:12.38]LeFou:
[01:13.14]It's the simplest deal of your whole foul career
[01:18.02]Gaston:
[01:18.72]Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments
[01:23.66]LeFou:
[01:24.16]In a dreadful state
[01:26.05]Gaston:
[01:26.89]She'll capitulate to me!
[01:29.83]D?Arque:
[01:29.99]Oh, oh, oh!
[01:34.23]I love incarceration
[01:38.56]I could lock up a platoon
[01:42.00]Gaston/LeFou:
[01:42.37]Well apply your inclination
[01:44.47]To a mad old buffoon
[01:46.21]Then wave one bachelor goodbye
[01:48.30]Gaston:
[01:48.45]She'll be my bride!
[01:49.60]LeFou:
[01:49.75]She?d rather die!
[01:50.80]Than have her daddy ossify
[01:54.48]D'Arque:
[01:54.73]The time's opportune
[01:59.08]All:
[01:59.28]So book the church
[02:00.87]Raise glasses high
[02:05.21]To the Maison des Lunes