Maurice : Help someone help me Lefou : Maurice Maurice : Please please I need your help He's got her he's got her locked in the dungeon Lefou : Who Maurice : Belle We must go not a minute to lose Gaston : Whoah slow down Maurice Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon Maurice : A beast A horrible monstrous beast Man1: Is it a big beast you Man2: With a long ugly snout Maurice : Hideously ugly Man3: And sharp cruel fangs Maurice : Yes yes Will you help me Gaston : Alright old man We'll help you out Maurice : You will Oh thank you thank you thank you Man1: Crazy old Maurice he's always good for a laugh Gaston : Crazy old Maurice hmmm Crazy old Maurice LeFou I'm afraid I've been thinking Lefou : A dangerous pastime Gaston : I know But that whacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only so so Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony old man See I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan Gaston : If I LeFou : Yes Gaston : Then we LeFou : No Would she Gaston : Guess LeFou : Now I get it Both : Let's go No one plots like Gaston Gaston : Takes cheap shots like Gaston LeFou : Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston Chorus : So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating My what a guy Gaston