[00:20.340]She don't like her eggs all runny
[00:22.900]She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
[00:25.930]She looks down her nose at money
[00:28.970]She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
[00:32.100]She's my baby I'm her honey
[00:35.240]I'm never gonna let her go
[00:39.200]
[00:41.800]He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
[00:44.670]I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
[00:47.990]He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
[00:50.900]Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
[00:54.090]He's my baby
[00:55.980]And I'm his honey
[00:57.560]Never gonna let him go
[01:00.160]
[01:01.690]In spite of ourselves
[01:03.460]We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
[01:06.950]Against all odds
[01:09.850]Honey, we're the big door prize
[01:13.550]We're gonna spite our noses
[01:17.280]Right off of our faces
[01:19.650]There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
[01:23.300]Dancin' in our eyes
[01:25.640]
[01:52.500]She thinks all my jokes are corny
[01:55.210]Convict movies make her horny
[01:58.220]She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
[02:00.910]Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
[02:04.230]She takes a lickin'
[02:06.080]And keeps on tickin'
[02:07.570]I'm never gonna let her go
[02:11.680]He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
[02:15.460]He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
[02:18.700]Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
[02:21.630]Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
[02:25.390]He's my baby I don't mean maybe
[02:28.530]Never gonna let him go
[02:32.070]In spite of ourselves
[02:34.630]We'll end up a sittin' on a rainbow
[02:37.660]Against all odds
[02:40.940]Honey, we're the big door prize
[02:45.050]We're gonna spite our noses
[02:47.920]Right off of our faces
[02:51.060]There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
[02:54.380]Dancin' in our eyes
[02:57.480]In spite of ourselves
[02:59.520]We'll end up a sittin' on a rainbow
[03:03.520]Against all odds
[03:05.810]Honey, we're the big door prize
[03:09.310]We're gonna spite our noses
[03:19.180]Right off of our faces
[03:22.590]There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
[03:25.940]Dancin' in our eyes
[03:29.100]There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
[03:31.800]Dancin' in our eyes
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