Lyrics：Doc Pomus/Mort Shuman Music：Doc Pomus/Mort Shuman
My plain Jane never wear
A-no lipstick or paint
You know she'll never try
To be what she ain’t.
Come early in the mornin'
You can hear the fellas call … woo!
Well, plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
So we can have a ball.
Help me now …
Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight
Plain Jane won’t-cha come out tonight
An’ spend some time with me.
Her mouth's a little too wide
And her nose a wee bit long
And when you take a good look at her
Her shape seems all wrong.
But, she got this certain somethin'
That's so hard to define
And I wish that certain somethin'
Was mine, all mine, all mine … woo!
Well, now … plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight
A-plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
Spend some time with me.
Ooh, wee!
Oh, yeah!
I used to go with glamour girls
Who wore silks day and night
But plain Jane's gotta cotton dress
And it don't fit her right.
I could never, never tell you
Why I love her like I do
But if you took her out for one fine night
You'd feel the same way too.
Won't-cha now …
Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight
Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
An’ spend some time with me.
I said … spend the time with me …
Woo … plain Jane …
I love her just the same …
Oh … plain Jane.