[ti:Right, Said Fred]
[ar:Bernard Cribbins]
[00:04.80]"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together
[00:07.65]One each end and steady as we go."
[00:11.78]Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
[00:14.65]We was getting nowhere
[00:17.03]And so we had a cuppa tea and
[00:19.33]"Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie."
[00:22.05]Up comes Charlie from the floor below.
[00:25.48]After strainin', heavin' and complainin'
[00:28.83]We was getting nowhere
[00:30.86]And so we had a cuppa tea.
[00:33.70]And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles
[00:39.16]And the things wot held the candles.
[00:42.00]But it did no good, well I never thought it would
[00:44.84]"All right," said Fred, "Have to take the feet off
[00:47.27]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo."
[00:51.88]Took its feet off, even took the seat off
[00:54.06]Should have got us somewhere but no!
[00:58.83]So Fred said, "Let's have another cuppa tea."
[01:01.41]And we said, "right-o."
[01:07.54]"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the door off
[01:10.36]Need more space to shift the so-and-so."
[01:13.82]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
[01:16.85]And it got us nowhere
[01:19.99]And so we had a cuppa tea and
[01:21.77]"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the wall down,
[01:24.16]That there wall is gonna have to go."
[01:27.70]Took the wall down, even with it all down
[01:31.12]We was getting nowhere
[01:33.13]And so we had a cuppa tea.
[01:35.89]And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred,
[01:38.37]I get a sort of feelin'
[01:40.98]If we remove the ceiling
[01:43.14]With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."
[01:45.90]"All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder
[01:48.26]With his crowbar gave a mighty blow.
[01:51.91]Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome.
[02:03.32]So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
[02:06.04]And then we went home.
[02:10.51]( I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it
[02:13.12]Standing on the landing, that's all
[02:15.24]You see the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty
[02:17.78]You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty." )
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