作词 : DAvies, Stevens
Bad brakes whole car shakes
Looks like 
I'm heading for a breakdown
Black smoke engine beginning to choke
I must be heading for a breakdown
I pulled up for a mouth of 
Coca-ColaDown at 
Samuel's Cafe
Saw a little 
Spanish lady coming over
Said, "Lady are you going my way?"
She said, "O-lay with your""Bad brakes carburettor shakesLooks like you're heading for a breakdownBlack smoke engine beginning to chokeWe must be heading for a breakdown"
We hit the road at 90 miles an hour
Heading for '
Frisco Bay'
She said "Senor you got cop on your shoulder"
I said "Oh now we'd better not stayNow we got to get away with our""Bad brakes carburettor shakesLooks like we're heading for a breakdown"
He was catching up nose right inside our mirror
When the motor blowed
We climbed out and she began to shiver"Oh, no sir, please let us go"
He said "Don't you know you got"
Bad brakes carburettor shakes
Looks like you bought yourself a breakdown
Black smoke engine beginning to choke
And you've got yourself a breakdown"Bad brakes engine beginning to shakeLooks like we got ourselves a breakdownBlack smoke engine beginning to chokeWe got ourselves a breakdown