[00:08.610]Well, my daddy left home when I was three [00:10.700]And he didn't leave much to ma and me [00:13.140]Just this ole guitar and an empty bottle of booze. [00:16.090] [00:17.800]Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid [00:19.960]But the meanest thing that he ever did [00:22.190]Was before he left he went and named me Sue. [00:26.000] [00:27.580]Well, he musta thought that it was quite a joke [00:30.580]An' it got a lot of laughs from lots a folks [00:32.430]Seems I had to fight my whole life through. [00:36.400] [00:37.730]Some gal would giggle and I'd get red [00:39.820]And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head [00:42.560]I'll tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue. [00:45.460] [00:49.450]Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean [00:51.800]My fist got hard and my wits got keen [00:54.210]I roamed from town to town to hide my shame. [00:58.880] [00:59.250]But I made me a vow to the moon and stars [01:01.230]I'd search the honky-tonks and bars [01:03.620]And kill that man that gave me that awful name. [01:06.870] [01:08.350]Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July [01:09.980]And I'd just hit town and my throat was dry [01:13.210]I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew. [01:16.600] [01:17.710]In an old saloon on a street of mud [01:20.010]There at a table dealin' stud [01:22.290]Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me Sue. [01:25.310] [01:26.980]Well I knew that snake was my own sweet dad [01:29.440]From a worn out picture that my mother had [01:31.760]And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. [01:35.780] [01:36.400]He was big and bent and grey and old [01:38.680]And I looked at him and my blood ran cold, and I said [01:41.650]"My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you gonna die!" [01:48.080]Yeah! That's what I told him. [01:50.890] [01:52.680]Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes [01:55.030]And he went down but to my surprise [01:57.860]Came up with a knife an' cut off a piece o' my ear. [02:01.040] [02:02.180]I busted a chair right across his teeth [02:04.340]And we crashed through the wall and into the street [02:06.750]Kickin' and a gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer. [02:09.680] [02:11.720]I tell ya, I've fought tougher men [02:13.650]But I really can't remember when [02:16.250]He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. [02:19.830] [02:20.940]Well, I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss [02:23.170]He went for his gun but I pulled mine first [02:25.980]He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile. [02:30.110] [02:30.600] [02:32.940] [02:35.640]And I know I wouldn't be there to help you along. [02:38.290] [02:39.820]So I gave you that name and I said goodbye [02:42.400]I knew you'd have to get tough or die [02:44.830]And it's that name that helped to make you strong." [02:49.200]Yeah! He said, "Now you just fought one hell of a fight [02:53.120]And I know you hate me and ya got the right [02:55.610]To kill me now and I wouldn't blame you if you do. [03:00.140]But you oughta thank me before I die [03:02.480]For the gravel in your gut and the spit in the eye [03:05.030]'Cause I'm the son-of-a-***** that named you Sue." [03:08.800]Yeah, what could I do? What COULD I do? [03:12.490]I got all choked up and threw down my gun [03:15.600] [03:17.830]And I came away with a different point of view. [03:22.450]And I think about him now and then [03:24.680]Every time I try and every time I win [03:27.650]And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him [03:32.530]Bill or George, anything but Sue! I still hate that name!