[00:00.00] 作词 : Adair, Dennis
[00:17.02]I  make  a  date  for  golf,
[00:20.05]and  you  can  bet  your  life  it  rains.
[00:25.02]I  try  to  give  a  party,
[00:28.40]and  the  guy  upstairs  complains.
[00:33.37]I  guess  I'll  go  through  life,
[00:36.75]just  catching  colds  and  missing  trains.
[00:41.81]Everything  happens  to  me.
[00:48.43]I  never  miss  a  thing.
[00:52.89]I've  had  the  measles  and  the  mumps.
[00:57.54]And  every  time  I  play  an  ace,
[01:01.51]my  partner  always  trumps.
[01:05.48]I  guess  I'm  just  a  fool,
[01:09.28]who  never  looks  before  he  jumps.
[01:14.22]Everything  happens  to  me.
[01:21.07]At  first,my  heart  thought  you  could  break  this  jinx  for  me.
[01:29.55]That  love  would  turn  the  trick  to  end  despair.
[01:37.32]But  now  I  just  can't  fool  this  head  that  thinks  for  me.
[01:45.95]I've  mortgaged  all  my  castles  in  the  air.
[01:53.59]I've  telegraphed  and  phoned  and  sent  an  air  mail  special  too.
[02:02.31]Your  answer  was  goodbye  and  there  was  even  postage  due.
[02:10.13]I  fell  in  love  just  once,
[02:14.62]and  then  it  had  to  be  with  you.
[02:19.01]Everything  happens  to  me.
[02:27.71]dadada ······
[03:00.43]I've  telegraphed  and  phoned.
[03:04.29]I  sent  an  air  mail  special  too.
[03:09.17]Your  answer  was  goodbye  and  there  was  even  postage  due.
[03:17.27]I  fell  in  love  just  once,
[03:21.38]and  then  it  had  to  be  with  you.
[03:25.22]Everything  happens  to  me.