[00:19.77]Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop
[00:22.95]Back under the counter was the cream of the crop
[00:25.92]Eveything was clicking and the business was good
[00:29.04]'Til one day, lo and behold, an officer stood
[00:32.31]Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell
[00:35.01]But Tulane made it over Johnny ??? as he yelled
[00:38.19]Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you
[00:41.70]Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you
[00:44.82]Go Tulane, use all the speed you got
[00:48.15]Go Tulane, you know you need a lot
[00:51.33]Go Tulane, he laggin' behind
[00:54.00]Go ahead on, Tulane
[00:57.57]Go by your father's house and tell him business is slow
[01:00.78]And see if he will loan us something, soon as he hits the dough
[01:04.11]Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room
[01:07.29]Go by Doctor Keller's, tell him you swollowed some perfume
[01:10.44]Tell him we need him quick, 'cause he may to testify
[01:13.50]That you been sick all day and that's a perfect alibi
[01:16.23]Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you
[01:19.80]Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you
[01:22.95]Go Tulane, use all the speed you got
[01:26.28]Go Tulane, you know you need a lot
[01:29.43]Go Tulane, he laggin' behind
[01:32.13]Go ahead on, Tulane
[01:35.70]Go, let Danny drive in case you run into the man
[01:38.70]Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van
[01:42.18]Go back by your father's, get the money for the bail
[01:45.21]And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail
[01:48.33]We got to get a lawyer in the click of politics
[01:51.48]Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fixed
[01:54.30]Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you
[01:57.78]Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you
[02:00.96]Go Tulane, use all the speed you got
[02:04.29]Go Tulane, you know you need a lot
[02:06.69]Go Tulane, he laggin' behind
[02:10.14]Go ahead on, Tulane, go ahead on