[00:00.000] 作词 : Don Reid & Harold Reid [00:01.000] 作曲 : Don Reid & Harold Reid [00:08.37]I'm the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell [00:13.36]I've known her since God only knows [00:16.24]And I won't tell [00:17.89]I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell [00:22.26]And Shirley she knows me just as well [00:26.48]I can tell you her birthday [00:28.72]And her daddy's middle name [00:31.36]The uncles on her mama's side [00:33.59]And the ones they don't claim [00:35.84]What she's got for Christmas since 1952 [00:39.92]And that's only the beginning of the things I could tell you [00:44.92]'Cause I'm the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell [00:49.90]I've known her since God only knows [00:52.70]And I won't tell [00:54.38]I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell [00:58.76]And Shirley she knows me just as well [01:02.88]I can tell you her favorite song [01:05.62]Where she likes to park [01:07.67]And why to this very day she's scared of the dark [01:12.21]How she got her nickname [01:14.19]And that scar behind her knee [01:16.35]If there's anything you need to know about Shirley [01:19.38]Just ask me [01:21.90]I know where she's ticklish [01:24.04]And her every little quirk [01:26.44]The funnies she don't read [01:28.26]And her number at work [01:30.72]I know what she stands for [01:33.00]And what she won't allow [01:35.20]The only thing that I don't know [01:37.31]Is where she is right now [01:40.02]But I'm the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell [01:45.04]I've known her since God only knows [01:47.96]And I won't tell [01:49.49]I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell [01:53.99]And Shirley she knows me just as well [01:58.36]Oh, Shirley she knows me just as well [02:03.18]The End [02:12.81]