[00:02.770]今年过年我回了趟老家
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[00:05.390]喝酒喝到嘴发麻
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[00:08.570]坐在家里
[00:09.700]妈妈和我说了几句心里话
[00:12.150]
[00:14.390]她说 儿啊 儿子
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[00:17.110]你也老大不小啦
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[00:20.790]找个对象真的就有
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[00:23.660]那么的难吗
[00:25.110]
[00:26.610]我说妈呀妈呀
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[00:30.340]你可不知道呀
[00:31.520]
[00:32.550]现在的姑娘可挑着呢
[00:35.610]剩下的就只有大龄文艺女青年啦
[00:39.350]
[00:41.910]她们是大龄的
[00:43.100]
[00:45.030]还是文艺的
[00:46.030]
[00:47.590]她们有唱歌的跳舞的写字的画画的
[00:51.710]干这干那得
[00:52.860]
[00:54.170]她们是大龄的
[00:55.420]
[00:57.040]还得是文艺的
[00:58.420]
[01:00.290]她们挂着单反相机四处走走停停
[01:04.120]别提有多潇洒了
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[01:18.070]你就说找对象这事儿吧
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[01:21.130]我也着急着呢
[01:22.310]
[01:24.200]可单身这好几年
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[01:27.260]不就是为找个合适的么
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[01:30.380]这些大龄文艺女青年
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[01:33.590]怎么能是社会公害呢
[01:35.210]
[01:36.580]有一些是讨厌的大部分是可爱的
[01:39.420]还有几个会做饭的
[01:40.860]
[01:41.920]她们是大龄的
[01:43.040]
[01:45.100]还是文艺的
[01:46.100]
[01:47.910]她们是善良的美丽的不会问你
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[01:52.150]要房要车的
[01:53.340]
[01:54.400]她们是大龄的
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[01:57.330]还得是文艺的
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[02:00.310]她们关心家人朋友关心人类世界
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[02:03.930]最会关心你了
[02:05.180]
[02:08.940]世界上有这么多的人
[02:10.810]
[02:11.430]遇在一起绝对得靠缘分
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[02:14.680]都说平平淡淡才是真
[02:16.420]
[02:17.170]可多姿多彩的生活又有什么不好呢
[02:20.510]陪你去看话剧电影
[02:22.200]去听张玮玮苏阳老狼马条还有万晓利
[02:25.880]
[02:27.380]迷笛草莓杭盖丽江各种音乐节
[02:30.080]我当然不想自个儿去
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[02:33.820]我要找一个大龄的
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[02:37.210]还是文艺的
[02:38.150]
[02:40.270]跟她一起唱歌跳舞写字画画
[02:43.480]干这干那个
[02:44.130]
[02:46.380]找一个大龄的
[02:47.500]
[02:49.310]还得是文艺的
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[02:53.640]在金色沙滩
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[02:55.570]找回失落的纯真
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[03:02.720]豆瓣上都说了
[03:03.840]
[03:05.840]遇见我这样的一朵好汉子
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[03:08.290]你伤不起
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[03:09.600]别犹豫 赶紧的
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[03:14.840]嫁了吧