I've been warped by the rain, driven by the snow Well I'm drunk and dirty, and don't you know I'm still, yeah still Out on the road so late at night I see my pretty Alice in every head light Alice, Alice, Alice I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed If you give me ****, whites and wine and show me a sign Well I'll be willin', and to be movin' I've been beaten by the wind, robbed by the sleet Had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet I'm willin', yeah I'm still willin' And I've smuggled some smokes and folks up from Mexico Baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico and I'm willin' I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed If you give me ****, whites, and wine And show me a sign well I'll be willin' to be movin'