They saved Hitler's cock
They hid it under a rock
I discovered it last night
I couldn't even believe my eyes
If Hitler's cock could start to talk
It would say to kill today
If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate
It would ask for Sharon Tate
They saved Hitler's cock
They stuck it in Himmler's sock
They saved Hitler's cock
And now it wants to talk
Now it's starting to get hard
I found it in my backyard
Every night it kills a dog
And now it wants some nightly [unverified]
Hitler's cock is on the move
And now I'm scared of what it's gonna do