作词 : Daniels
Which means don't let the [Incomprehensible] grand you down
They said, "Don't you think it's mighty strong languageTo be used in, right here on the Fozo Show"
Now if a order was to come down from the 
PopeThe Catholics ain't allowed to smoke no dope
If they couldn't get high would they feel real low
And would they get pissed off down in 
MexicoAnd if 
Mayor John 
Lindsey was to propose
The old Calcutta guest had to wear clothes
Would they still come all the way from 
KokomoJust to dig the show
What if Eldridge 
Cleaver was to devise a plan
For the Black 
Panther Party of 
AmericaTo be merged with the 
Ku Klux Klan
And if Richard 
Nixon made 
Spiro Agnew
The new ambassador to 
TimbuktuIf he was doing real well would you guess
It would prove his relationship with 
CBSWhat if 
Lester Maddox was to pass a law
That the black population of 
GeorgiaHad to be moved into 
ArkansasWould it make 
Orval Faubus sore
And start a two state civil war
Would they ask the government for federal aid
To buy pickaxe handles and razorblades
Bop bop bop bop rodeo dope
Now if Martha 
Mitchell was to address
A special meeting of the 
SDSIf she told them her views on 
VietnamWould they make her an honorary minuteman
And if Governor 
Wallace was to come unglued
And run for 
President in '72
Could he carry all of the 
Southern states
With Julian 
Bond for a running mate
Now if the 
CIA, and the 
IRS and the 
FCCFound out that 
J. Edgar Hoover and the 
FBIOwned stock in 
AT&TAnd the 
UAW, and the 
BNO, and the 
AFL and the 
CIOAnd the 
ICC, and the 
BBD's, and the 
LSU and UC
LAAnd the 
OEO, and the 
KKK, and the 
PTA and the 
LNAAnd the 
UPI and the 
IBM all BS