[00:01.620]I feel like hip hop
[00:05.610]Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know?
[00:08.110]And now it＇s become, at least in the mainstream,
[00:10.290]A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility.
[00:20.830]So I figure,
[00:24.890]If you can＇t beat ＇em,
[00:28.510]Join ＇em.
[00:29.650]Hittin＇ the club up VIP
[00:30.940]I got a fake mustache and a fake ID.
[00:32.760]I look like Wooly Willy
[00:34.630]With a really wooly willy.
[00:36.430]And I bypass the bouncer,
[00:37.920]Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser.
[00:39.620]Look at all of Bo＇s hoes
[00:42.030]Looking for a ride on Bo＇s hose.
[00:43.740]And I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah＇s ego.
[00:47.210]We go to it, through it, she says, ＂Dios mio mi amigo!＂
[00:50.720]Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya.
[00:54.060]Swallow bitch, there＇s people starving in Africa!
[00:57.920]Single every single day
[00:59.750]Do it every single way
[01:01.520]Make the single ladies say
[01:03.800]Oooh Bo
[01:05.510]And if I were gay,
[01:07.250]Though I swear I＇m straight,
[01:09.120]I＇d make them fellas say...
[01:12.250]You＇re an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top,
[01:14.060]But careful, cherry, ＇cause I＇m the King of Pop.
[01:15.830]Pop pop pop goes my weasel,
[01:17.520]Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock＇s easel.
[01:19.940]My suggestion is:
[01:21.150]You don＇t blow ＇til you know what congestion is,
[01:23.030]Swallow when you know what digestion is.
[01:24.610]Follow Bo, the only question is:
[01:26.510]Have you been splattered before
[01:28.250]By the mad-hatter matador?
[01:30.030]Cake-batter never more
[01:32.220]It don＇t matter whether you＇re
[01:34.080]Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian,
[01:35.700]I＇ll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon.
[01:40.980]Single every single day
[01:42.670]Do it every single way
[01:44.480]Make the single ladies say
[01:46.840]Oooh Bo
[01:48.580]And if I were gay,
[01:50.290]Though I swear I＇m straight,
[01:52.170]I＇d make them fellas say
[01:54.190]Oooh Bo
[01:56.520]Oh Bo-o, ooh Bo, Bo
[02:00.590]A-a-Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo
[02:09.530]You think that you can handle me?
[02:11.270]Girl, don＇t make me laugh.
[02:12.820]I said my junk is bipolar
[02:14.290]It＇ll split you in half (yea).
[02:17.030]And if you＇re lucky,
[02:18.430]I might just bring you home,
[02:20.080]And I＇ll have you going down
[02:21.920]Like you＇re growin＇ an extra chromosome.
[02:24.140]And when you grab me,
[02:25.550]Don＇t grab me by my buns
[02:27.330]＇Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns.
[02:29.300]I got the runs
[02:36.070]I got the ru-u-u-uuuns
[02:38.190]Single every single day
[02:39.940]Do it every single way
[02:41.680]Make the single ladies say
[02:44.090]Oooh Bo
[02:45.780]And if I were gay,
[02:47.510]Though I swear I＇m straight,
[02:49.400]I＇d make them fellas say
[02:51.070]Oooh Bo
[02:52.970](Spoken)
[02:53.980]I wanna break it down for ya＇ll
[02:55.920]I came from the streets, with nothin＇
[02:59.130]Now I＇m makin＇ hit records
[03:01.450]For my people still livin＇ in the streets,
[03:04.040]Still livin＇ in poverty, I wanna tell you
[03:05.950]I＇m doin＇ this for you.
[03:08.410]My success is your success.
[03:12.230]And I know you may be thinkin＇,
[03:13.460]Hey, if you really believe that,
[03:14.960]Why don＇t you use some of your money
[03:16.410]To help rebuild the neighborhood
[03:18.010]Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski?
[03:22.640]And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin＇ out):
[03:28.350]Single every single day
[03:30.260]Do it every single way
[03:31.850]Make the single ladies say
[03:34.000]Oooh Bo
[03:35.820]And if I were gay,
[03:37.640]Though I swear I＇m straight
[03:39.530]I＇d make them fellas say
[03:41.190]Ugh Ugh!
[03:42.330]You gotta fume like a tuna,
[03:44.320]I＇ll smell ya later.
[03:46.130]I met a fat chick
[03:47.790]And fucked her in an elevator.
[03:50.150]It was wrong on so many levels.
[03:53.900]It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels.
[03:57.440]It was wrong on so many levels (ugh).
[04:01.000]It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on
[04:06.240]Single every single day
[04:07.700]Do it every single way
[04:09.460]Make the single ladies say
[04:11.590]Oooh Bo
[04:13.470]And if I were gay,
[04:15.320]Though I swear I＇m straight,
[04:17.150]I＇d make them fellas say
[04:18.840]Oooh Bo
[04:20.530]Single every single
[04:21.980]Do it every single
[04:23.640]Pop that single like a Pringle jingle
[04:25.650]Oooh Bo
[04:27.760]This song＇s almost completed
[04:29.580]All this little ditty needed
[04:31.260]Instrument that＇s double reeded:
[04:33.540]The oboe
[04:34.460](Yea)
[04:34.990]Oh, Bo
[04:41.480]Play that oboe
[04:47.750]music:oh bo----bo burnham
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