I'm fucked! I'm fucked! I'm really really fucked!
For my kitchen has roaches
So I can't get any cheese

I'm fucked! I'm fucked! I'm really really fucked!
For I have no water
To quench my thirst

I went to the kitchen for something to drink
There did I meet, my arch nemesis
He took one good look at me,
I did not get my water then I ran away

I Feel Like if I'm in a situation that sucked
(ones that involve roaches)
my odds of getting water's pretty fucked

I'm fucked! I'm fucked! I'm really really fucked!
For my kitchen has roaches
So I can't get any cheese

I'm fucked! I'm fucked! I'm really really fucked!
For I have no water
To quench my thirst

Oh my kitchen has roaches
So I can not quench my thirst