[00:16.20]From the West Coast, gonna take a plane
[00:21.33]Hit the East Coast, gonna take an A-train
[00:26.41]Hit the East Coast, going all the way
[00:30.99]Why don't you come to Harlem?
[00:33.50]Oh, this place we'd love to see
[00:35.86]But I remained in Harlem
[00:38.37]Had to pay my parking fees
[00:40.93]Felt just like PT Barnum
[00:43.40]Caught a couple Pinter plays
[00:45.87]I should have stayed in Harlem
[00:48.54]Then I heard a policeman say
[00:51.06]"I think we should disarm him
[00:53.53]I think we should strong-arm him"
[00:56.03]So out of place in Harlem
[00:58.59]Then I see you standing there
[01:03.22]With your dyed-black hair and no underwear
[01:09.41]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[01:10.31]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[01:11.57]Bom-bom diddy
[01:12.82]Police encounters
[01:14.09]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[01:15.35]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[01:16.61]Bom-bom diddy
[01:17.76]Police encounters
[01:19.37]Caught a couple Albee plays
[01:21.88]I should have stayed in Harlem
[01:24.31]Then I heard a policeman say
[01:27.33]"Do your best, do not alarm him"
[01:29.49]I've got eyes for the policeman's wife
[01:34.21]In her dyed-black hair and a Bowie knife
[01:39.40]I've got eyes for the policeman's wife
[01:44.18]The policeman's wife, the policeman's wife
[01:46.54]The policeman's wife, the policeman's wife
[01:50.41]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[01:51.26]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[01:52.53]Bom-bom diddy
[01:53.79]Police encounters
[01:55.05]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[01:56.31]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[01:57.56]Bom-bom diddy
[01:58.67]Police encounters
[02:00.18]Diddy-diddy (Bom-bom)
[02:02.09]Diddy-diddy (Bom-bom)
[02:03.35]Diddy-diddy
[02:04.00]Police encounters
[02:05.15]Diddy-diddy (Bom-bom)
[02:07.12]Diddy-diddy
[02:08.74]Police encounters
[02:10.24]Unions went on strike today
[02:13.01]But I remained in Harlem
[02:15.47]I've got eyes for the policeman's wife
[02:20.21]In her dyed-black hair and a Bowie knife
[02:25.27]As I see her standing there alone
[02:30.52]In her dyed-black hair and her Android phone
[02:36.20]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:37.47]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:38.58]Bom-bom diddy
[02:39.83]Police encounters
[02:41.14]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:42.44]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:43.66]Bom-bom diddy
[02:44.82]Police encounters
[02:46.22]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:47.43]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:48.68]Bom-bom diddy
[02:49.90]Police encounters
[02:51.15]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:52.51]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:53.73]Bom-bom diddy
[02:54.83]Police encounters
[02:56.29]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:57.44]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[02:58.75]Bom-bom diddy
[02:59.81]Police encounters
[03:01.32]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[03:02.63]Bom-bom diddy-diddy
[03:03.83]Bom-bom diddy
[03:04.93]Police encounters
[03:06.40]Bom-bom