I was down at Whiskey River
Stopped in for a drink
Minding my own business
Trying not to think
Bartender came on over
With a shot of his best
Said this one’s from the lady
In the long black dress

She came waltzing ‘round the corner
“Anybody sitting here?”
Started taking off her glasses
And letting down her hair
I said thank you for the drink ma’am
How’d you know my brand
She said there’s certain things a woman
Can tell about a man
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Oh man my heart was jumpin’
Shakin’ on the stool
She moved a little closer
And I tried to play it cool
The band had started rockin’
It was kinda hard to hear
I ordered us a double
We chased it with a beer

I started getting dizzy from the liquor on her lips
No eighty proof has ever got me buzzin’ like this