[00:00.04]ALISON: Caption: Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children.
[00:05.13]But the real object of his affection was his house.
[00:09.94]BRUCE: I just got a call—
[00:11.11]Eleanor Baulkner, Allegheny Historical Society.
[00:13.28]She's calling about the house tour.
[00:14.82]HELEN: Oh! That's wonderful.
[00:16.20]BRUCE: She's on her way over right now.
[00:17.35]I don't know what to do!
[00:18.50]The... the place is turned upside down. I'm not dressed.
[00:20.65]HELEN: Go take a shower.
[00:21.43]BRUCE: But I—
[00:21.85]HELEN: Take a shower and get yourself dressed!
[00:23.75]BRUCE: Okay...
[00:24.62]HELEN: Kids. Kids!
[00:25.97]There's an important lady on her way over to look at the house
[00:28.64]Listen to me please!
[00:30.42]This is one of those times you need to do what I say quickly
[00:33.76]Without any shenanigans.